Юмор в комментариях
Дата: 2013-11-19
Добавлено: komatic
Тема: Other
Или как добавить немного позитива в работу.
Требуется небольшое знание английского или гуглпереводчик.
| # | Комментарий |
|---|---|
| 1 | //When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing //Now, God only knows |
| 2 | // sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments |
| 3 | // drunk, fix later |
| 4 | // Magic. Do not touch. |
| 5 | #define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers |
| 6 | // I'm sorry. |
| 7 | // I don't know why I need this, but it stops the people being upside-down x = -x; |
| 8 | // TODO: Fix this. Fix what? |
| 9 |
// somedev1 - 6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Login screen // somedev2 - 5/22/07 Temporary my ass |
| 10 | return 1; # returns 1 |
| 11 | /** * Always returns true. */ public boolean isAvailable() { return false; } |
| 12 | // If this comment is removed the program will blow up |
| 13 | /////////////////////////////////////// this is a well commented line |
| 14 | // I am not responsible of this code. // They made me write it, against my will. |
| 15 | /* Please work */ |
| 16 | //I am not sure why this works but it fixes the problem. |
| 17 | // no comments for you // it was hard to write // so it should be hard to read |
| 18 | options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA! |
| 19 | // I have to find a better job |
| 20 | // hack for ie browser (assuming that ie is a browser) |
| 21 | ICantBelieveImUsingAGoto: |
| 22 | // This only exists because Scott doesn't know how to use const correctly |
| 23 | virgin = 0; /* you're not a virgin anymore, sweety */ |
| 24 | // If this code works, it was written by Paul DiLascia. If not, I don't know who wrote it |
| 25 | //Abandon all hope ye who enter beyond this point |
| 26 | /* Ah ah ah! You'll never understand why this one works. */ |
| 27 | //Mr. Compiler, please do not read this. |
| 28 | # This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers. |
| 29 | // Houston, we have a problem |
| 30 | i++; // increment variable i |
| 31 | // This code was written by a genius so don't try to understand it with // your tiny little brain. |
| 32 | // Hard to explain |
| 33 | // BEGIN HACK ... // END HACK: I feel dirty. |
| 34 | // Abandon all hope you who needs to debug this |
| 35 | // need a coffee to fix this. |
| 36 | //Haleluya i can go home! |
| 37 | // This code worked before, but my cat decided to take a trip across my keyboard.. |
| 38 | /* My lawyer told me not to reveal */ |
| 39 | // Bad Christian, No cookie |
| 40 | // *** drunk -- fix later *** |
| 41 | // zzzzZZZZzzzz.... |
| 42 | // This is confusing, I KNOW, so let me explain it to you. |
| 43 | // no comment |
| 44 | // *** AAAAAHAHAHAH!! What is this?? |
| 45 | /* Yow! DEMONS are flying through my NOSE! */ |
| 46 | // good luck! |
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