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Дата: 2013-11-19

Добавлено: komatic

Тема: Разное


Или как добавить немного позитива в работу.
Требуется небольшое знание английского или гуглпереводчик.



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# Комментарий
1 //When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows
2 // sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments
3 // drunk, fix later
4 // Magic. Do not touch.
5 #define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers
6 // I'm sorry.
7 // I don't know why I need this, but it stops the people being upside-down
x = -x;
8 // TODO: Fix this. Fix what?
9 // somedev1 - 6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Login screen
// somedev2 - 5/22/07 Temporary my ass
10 return 1; # returns 1
11 /**
* Always returns true.
*/
public boolean isAvailable() {
return false;
}
12 // If this comment is removed the program will blow up
13 /////////////////////////////////////// this is a well commented line
14 // I am not responsible of this code.
// They made me write it, against my will.
15 /* Please work */
16 //I am not sure why this works but it fixes the problem.
17 // no comments for you
// it was hard to write
// so it should be hard to read
18 options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!
19 // I have to find a better job
20 // hack for ie browser (assuming that ie is a browser)
21 ICantBelieveImUsingAGoto:
22 // This only exists because Scott doesn't know how to use const correctly
23 virgin = 0; /* you're not a virgin anymore, sweety */
24 // If this code works, it was written by Paul DiLascia. If not, I don't know who wrote it
25 //Abandon all hope ye who enter beyond this point
26 /* Ah ah ah! You'll never understand why this one works. */
27 //Mr. Compiler, please do not read this.
28 # This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.
29 // Houston, we have a problem
30 i++; // increment variable i
31 // This code was written by a genius so don't try to understand it with
// your tiny little brain.
32 // Hard to explain
33 // BEGIN HACK
...
// END HACK: I feel dirty.
34 // Abandon all hope you who needs to debug this
35 // need a coffee to fix this.
36 //Haleluya i can go home!
37 // This code worked before, but my cat decided to take a trip across my keyboard..
38 /* My lawyer told me not to reveal */
39 // Bad Christian, No cookie
40 // *** drunk -- fix later ***
41 // zzzzZZZZzzzz....
42 // This is confusing, I KNOW, so let me explain it to you.
43 // no comment
44 // *** AAAAAHAHAHAH!! What is this??
45 /* Yow! DEMONS are flying through my NOSE! */
46 // good luck!




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